"She who does not fear her weapon, is not worthy to hold it..."
"In a world that has always been a bit mad, the cat walks with confidence..."
"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil and cruel... True, and they have many other fine qualities as well..."
"Cats don't bark and act brave when they see something they don't like... They kill it..."
"One is never sure, watching two cats bathe each other, whether it's affection, the taste, or a trial run for the Jugular..."
"Nothing's more playful than a young cat, nor more grave than an old one..."
"If a cat can detect no self-advantage in what it is being told to do, it says the hell with it, and, if pressure is brought to bear, it will grow increasingly surly and irritable to the point where it is hopeless to continue..."
"At night, all cats are cougars..."